𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒

we drink so much goose we turnin’ into geese

[𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒 @_spaceymaci]

@ReadSouthall thank you for such an amazing show tonight!

[໊ @wynrosei]

female rage is having a guy say “i’m not ready for a relationship” when HE is the one that started something with you

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

I need to see what Jolene looked like

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

DO WOODPECKERS GET HEADACHES?

[MILEY Updates @MileyUpdates]

just pictures of Miley Cyrus being a silly teen on Hannah Montana set, a thread ✨

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2013, inmate Joshua Silverman placed a 911 call after two fellow prisoners he was being transported with hijacked the vehicle and fled.

The vehicle had been left unattended outside a hospital in Weatherford, Oklahoma, with keys in the ignition. However, instead of fleeing himself, Silverman chose to contact the police.

The two Inmates that escaped were Lester Burns and Michael Coleman. They were recaptured shortly after.

[dennis @fatbootytwerk]

were you the kid who screamed “STOOOPPPPP 😭!!! STOP FIGHTINNGGGG” when ur parents were arguing or were you the kid who silently played on ur nintendo ds

[T. @ambivertsayss]

the feminine urge to say "liar" everytime a man speaks

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

“I ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN THIS DAMN HOUSE”

[ً @rchllnvrr]

she’s a 10 but doesn’t know how to regulate her emotions and goes from super obsessed to completely cold

[MILEY Updates @MileyUpdates]

14 years ago the lion decided to go out the cage

Miley Cyrus, Can’t Be Tamed

🖤 a thread

[M🧸 @mansuroutsold]

Mountain Lion serving and mothering…

[domo @domojnr]

no wifi on my flight so i remade twitter in my notes app

[alice @rainongaga_]

she looks like she's about to tell nick jonas the seven things she hates about him