chris

he/him

[zodi🩵 @wildzov]

the stanley cup final is in june because the players are gay

[chris @_spoopapi]

This room is nuts. We have a living room we don’t even use. Huge bathroom.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Bought a shirt from a gay bar last night, and it reeks of old casino. I can’t stop sniffing it.

[chris @_spoopapi]

pool.

[chris @_spoopapi]

CDMX gay bars fucking rock. The gogos are naked and everyone’s vibing to shitty music. However, I cannot WAIT to get back to sea level.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Mexico City keeps trying to make me say “vale” but my dumb ass just keeps going “mhm ok.”

[chris @_spoopapi]

Altitude is crazy. I get winded every time I walk up the stairs at our hotel.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Anyway, rock.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Ended up at the cutest gay bar in Denver. They have the world’s most charming bartender.

[chris @_spoopapi]

The second one made some lazy sign choices.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Flight tomorrow morning, I’m off at 9 tonight, and I haven’t packed a thing.

[chris @_spoopapi]

@fergyonce Love this gif for the sole fact that she mugged the fuck out of my camera at the end. 🙂‍↕️

[chris @_spoopapi]

The ducks are getting their asses beat tonight. I have the outfit on tho. 😔

[chris @_spoopapi]

Saw Pillion. I simply wouldn’t have fumbled Gaga’s boyfriend.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Be careful doing things for the bit, now I’m out here getting monthly vitamin IV drips bc it’s actually helpful.

[chris @_spoopapi]

Someone buy my cupcakke tickets for tonight don’t you want to sit at a vip table with three of your closest friends