Sam

Amy Dunne apologist

[Sam @_ssamm]

@fairyscum222 Some sundays are scarier than others

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Exactly what my Back need

[Anthmovie Filmtano @SethxDecker]

Hardest merch ever

[NCAA Lacrosse @NCAALAX]

FAKE OUT

📺 @espn

#NCAAWLAX x @NULax

[BC Women's Lacrosse @BCwlax]

NATTY SUNDAY!!! 🦅🥍

#ForBoston🦅

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

If white people don’t have culture then explain shower beers

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I’m this delusional btw

[ham mike @griffraff97]

borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

They always say quit while you’re ahead but I think there’s a lot to be said about quitting while you’re behind as well

[Sam Taggart @samttaggart]

We need to destigmatize candles as gifts. Candles are actually really expensive and nice to receive

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

teenagers are animals, like I used to get home from track and eat a whole rotisserie chicken as a snack

[stevie @adultmomband]

6th graders will not be silenced

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

““I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I’m learning that it’s ok to stop talking

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

I’m addicted to saying weird shit for no reason why did i just walk out of my office and say “don’t have too much fun without me” like shut up

[rosalarian.bsky.social @rosalarian]

Adoption is an alternative to parenting. Abortion is an alternative to pregnancy. If you do not want to be pregnant, adoption isn't relevant to the conversation. Pregnancy can be a dangerous endeavor and we can't force people to go through it.