sarah

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

this is honestly so embarrassing

[trash jones @jzux]

unfortunately i am not demure or mindful i am loud and stupid

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[erika @yeeeerika]

frogs be like omg that's absolutely ribbiting

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“are you just going to lay in bed all day”

would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

When I say I gotta skedaddle

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

I feel like the club hasn’t gone up on a Tuesday in a long ass time

[sarah @_sssssarah]

you really do not know what you have until it’s gone (key bridge)
<\3

[bigsock @biggersocks]

about to prank my landlord #AprilFools #rentdue

[Chris @citehchris]

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

[sarah @_sssssarah]

@goooldenrod fuck you Sylvan!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[sarah @_sssssarah]

😔

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Baltimore Bridge is 1.6 miles long,

this is the moment it collapsed after a cargo ship struck it in the early hours of this morning

[sarah @_sssssarah]

if you refer to me as a “little girl” then don’t be offended when i refer to you as a Giant Fuck

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

God forbid we have fun anymore