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[Jiyuu🫀(🍱🧠) @bentoboxbrain]

this is the only correct way to treat ecoterrorists

[latke @latkedelrey]

when snooki said Why is everyone acting weird towards me…. i felt that

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

JK Rowling has the eyes of a demon

[button man @low_airpressure]

I’ll abort a trillion babies to save these 500 birds. It’s what god would want.

[evil-lyn @ghoulhag]

I get her, I hate whiny meek and shy men and they always turn out to be incomprehensibly evil

[nathan @nathanrobii]

if the 80 yr president whos extremely obese wants to give a very long speech in 107 degrees weather i think we should let him

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

The American people deserve to know if Mitch McConnell is dead. It’s not fair to keep us in limbo like this. Planning a party takes time.

[alxndr @alexaldente]

This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

“heyyy could you pwease turn your AC off this week while it’s 100 degrees and 50% humidity? we need that power for times square billboards and AI slop🥺”

[jake @reyscarradine]

“i’ll rip my eyes out of my FUCKING skull and shove the barrel up my PUSSY BEAAAAARRRRRRR” is such a metal line and inde absolutely devoured it

[anteaterfacts🐜 @ieatantz]

Heron rookery
Heron rookery near me
How do I find a heron rookery
Heron
Great Blue Heron
Can I befriend the Great Blue Heron
How to cope with never being friends with The Heron

[syd @_ssyyyydd]

i have to laugh at my bad bird photos or else i’ll cry

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

‘me too’ U will never be him. U could only hope to achieve his level of whimsy and light. he likes being called good boy because he IS a good boy. u just have a boner. look at him. his boner is in his heart

[Bobbi @kittenaround_51]

Just a momma and her baby frolicking in the stream.
I often wonder if they have memories like we do since they do remember people and places.

[willow𓅌 @waningstern]

his life costs nothing compared to even one whooping crane and all he deserves is public execution and all of his followers do not deserve a fate any better

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

generally don’t mind living close to a primary school but if you asked me what i think they’re learning lately i’d say it’s at least 80% How To Scream Really Loud