winebag

elon musk got punched in the face 🫶🏻

[winebag @_stabbz]

I'm sorry

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ari Aster's next film ‘SCAPEGOAT’ will reportedly follow a surgeon operating on a Jake Paul-inspired character who dies during surgery.

The surgeon then faces scrutiny from his wife and brother, reportedly inspired by Erika Kirk & Logan Paul.

(Source: https://t.co/zle947w8L3)

[winebag @_stabbz]

Well the people being accused of shoplifting have been executed so I wouldn't say it's the same, no.

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

Every family celebrates Father’s Day differently. I celebrate by convincing men the woman that they just sent unsolicited penile photography to is their daughter.

[Rodrigo Times @RodrigoTimes]

Olivia Rodrigo (27.2B) knocks Chris Brown out of Spotify’s all-time Top 50 most-streamed artists.

[onika = tyriq, burgers = withers @supersillythang]

senatobia police just k!lled a 1 year old bc they THOUGHT his mother might have been shoplifting diapers. for the same baby they executed in broad daylight.

[shru˚｡ʚ𓊆୨୧𓊇ɞ｡˚ @sadgirlera_]

nipples hard for no reason like what do you see girls🤨

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

ICE Officer admitted he raped a woman in custody for months

He did this in exchange for letting her see her daughter

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

everything said here in this article is taken word for word from my grandfather’s obituary. explain yourselves. @people

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Lmao

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I was just arrested for trying to make The Office today

[Danza @diaknight]

I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

We have to let Zohran run for president

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

With any luck, it'll be his last birthday

[lukezim @lukezim]

brother that's the LaQuinta buffet

[🐒 @boredclairee]

@dualipabrasil tudo que eu peço a deus ele dá pra dua lipa

[winebag @_stabbz]

And that's a wrap!(🤞🏻🙏🤞🏻🙏🤞🏻🙏🤞🏻❤️)

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump turns 80.

[winebag @_stabbz]

The minute my city gurl bff steps foot back in nyc

[winebag @_stabbz]

#lighteningedtodeath 🙏

[: @sn0oozey]

Does anyone remember how to fall asleep