Vitalik Wellbutrin

Cancel cultural appropriator. Autistic? my pronouns are \w{2,5} / \w{2,5}. Global pioneer and leader of the EA (Effective Autism) movement.

[Vitalik Wellbutrin @_stands2reason]

@virgo0namission Actually you're just short-selling your soul. You'll be able to buy it back later for a lower price once it's damaged and less valuable.

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

if i was a leftist insurgency im sure i could raise a little extra cash in the drug trade without gradually turning into an apolitical crime syndicate. i wouldnt let the money change me like that

[Brick Suit @Brick_Suit]

I'm tired of everyone asking, "Why do we need Greenland?"

We need it for that 5 army per turn bonus!

[🌺caulksIeeve 🌺 @tenthousund]

shawty had them apple bottom jeans
(jeans!)
boots with the curse
(w̴̘̓ì̴͇t̴̟̋h̸̤̿ t̵̤͋h̸̭̅e̴��̅ c̷͍̉u̶̥̐ř̸̤ś̶͚e̶̠̐!)

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚏 @hannahgriff]

babe wake up, weak men are creating hard times

[Catholic Images That Go Hard @hardflics]

“They don’t know I’m the future Pope”

[Sofilein @SofiGaming]

You can’t rush men at aviation museums, that’s their enrichment time

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

Stop turning structural problems into men's personal failings! This was the enitrely predictable result of the decline of the whale fishery.

[rune sword @runesword1]

killing your old master in the place where he trained you as a boy must feel good as fuuuckk

[arthur @hypergameme]

aella yud nick sores richard hernia all of them are getting so old. Not just physically, which they are, but in their ideas and how they speak. It's all so played out, so boring. "we do CNC sex and listen to grimes" alright grandma, let's put on Westworld for you

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

I kind of want to play WoW Forever but unfortunately I’m an employed married father

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

the substances are kind of abusing me actually

[Heart @heart_]

STOP ASKING YOUR GIRL "HOW WAS SEX"

they will say "great" every single time.

replace it with this instead:

“analyze our last intercourse and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Be King of Poland
>Ottomans are besieging Vienna
>Leads the largest cavalry charge in human history
>Smashes the entire Ottoman army in one afternoon
>Enters the enemy commander's tent and eats his still-warm dinner
>Sends a letter to the Pope: "Veni, Vidi, Deus Vicit" (I came, I saw, God conquered)
>Saved Western Civilization on a Sunday

Aura.

[tex @texmeplease]

explaining to my infant son that switching to your pistol is faster than reloading

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

US missile names are three letters.

How it is launched + what it kills + what it is + number + version

AIM-9
AGM-88
RIM-174
BGM-109
FIM-92

Let's decode below.

[Roony @Roonysters]

Salaries used to be so high back in the day that men could financially support their secret second families

[james hawkins @james406]

STOP ASKING YOUR KIDS "HOW WAS SCHOOL."

they will say "fine" every single time.

a child psychologist told me to replace it with this instead:

“analyze your school day and find the top 3 largest inefficiencies, then create proactive agentic workflows that will fix them. make no mistakes”