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[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

President Obama on punk ass, bitch ass trump: “When he’s in front of me, he doesn’t talk like that because he knows better.”

YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.🔥🔥🔥

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Joy Behar: “I’m so tired of Donald Trump, I can barely talk about him anymore. I am so sick of his stupidity, his dishonor, the way he talks about people, the way he presents himself to children, the way he curses and swears about people, the fact he’s so incompetent at what he does, the fact these Republicans stick by him no matter what. Why are Americans putting up with this?”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[Amy @_starringamy]

@Costco PLEASE advise your employees to understand that no means no. No, I do not want to get the executive membership! They are so insistent, it is borderline harassment.

[martin short 4ever @martinhayter_]

martin short talks poignantly about losing his daughter katherine 🤍

[𝐬 🇬🇧⸆⸉ @redelitist]

Charles wiped the floor with the entirety of the Trump administration. And he did it without so much as a reference to them.

Phenomenal speech.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Lots of drama over something that school kids deal with every day.

[Amy @_starringamy]

@hell_line0 It's called a pharmacy

[Amy @_starringamy]

@_sorrengailll Bad breath.

[Amy @_starringamy]

@20th_Centurygal Lemonade

[Amy @_starringamy]

@Rainmaker1973 President Donald Trump

[Amy @_starringamy]

@RealEmirHan Super Troopers

[Amy @_starringamy]

I hate this m*ther f*ucker.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump: “I can do anything I want to do to them… I’m allowed to destroy the country.”

Let’s be clear.

No president is “allowed” to unilaterally destroy any other country.

If this isn’t impeachment-worthy, nothing is.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

The man is the girl's father and the boy's stepfather.
His reaction is to seeing his sister receive a gift, until she shows her brother that he also received one.

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

[Acyn @Acyn]

Raskin: You're running a massive Epstein coverup right out of the DOJ. You redacted the names of abusers, enablers, accomplices and coconspirators, apparently to spare them embarrassment and disgrace, which is the exact opposite of what the law ordered you to do.

Even worse, you shockingly failed to redact many of the victims names, which is what you were ordered to do by congress. Some of the victims had come forward publicly, but many had not. Many had kept their torment private, even from family and friends. But you published their names, their identities, their images on thousands of pages for the world to see.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Raskin: "I want the whole country to look at this. This is the attorney general of the US whose job is law enforcement. We've never had a witness who has misunderstood our rules and been unable to conform his or her conduct to our rules before. Excuse me."

[Daractenus @Daractenus]

Bondi: "There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime"

Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath."

Bondi: "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime"

Lieu: "I’m showing you evidence."

I think Pam Bondi’s "career" has just come to an end today.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Charlamagne tha God: “The way y’all acting over Bad Bunny is how y’all should be acting over the Epstein List. The Justice Department redacted the names of at least six men who are likely incriminated by their inclusion in the Epstein Files. Why aren’t you outraged about that, Megyn Kelly and Jesse Watters?”