streeter

come to my grave and sprinkle parmesan.......... he/him

[streeter @_steeter]

The direction a woman’s bun leans in is True North

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

how it feels to say “let me see” after they showed everyone but you

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I’m trying to get this high tonight

[KTVU @KTVU]

Woman who threw order at Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job https://t.co/wl1sbeUz6e

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Holy shit. Biden just turned Marjorie Taylor Greene’s own words attacking him into a commercial.

[CNN @CNN]

For people facing a greater threat of cognitive decline, getting hearing aids could cut your risk in half, according to a new study https://t.co/7bcEltY2wH

[streeter @_steeter]

@Theholisticpsyc Bay Area California!!!

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

GIVEAWAY: in honor of my book being released for pre-order I’m giving away a free copy.

To Enter:
1. Retweet
2. Comment where you’re from

Pre-order here: https://t.co/2elUR7E7qb

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Reminder that when you’re done with small talk, want to take your health seriously, and are ready to build meaningful connections—you are succeeding in life.

Society just won’t tell you.

[mc @mcunanda]

you could be fighting for your life and then have to talk to your roommate in the kitchen

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

funeral director: ok you are allowed ONE gif to be displayed and looped on a screen on your tombsto-

me:

[søcks @thegoodwar]

somebody said Jamie Lee Curtis was having the time of her life

[KTVU @KTVU]

A State Assembly bill that would allow Amsterdam-style cannabis cafés where customers would be permitted to consume the tranquilizing herb onsite, received broad partisan support on Wednesday, passing the assembly 64-9. https://t.co/gycpioeqiO

[jables @yojohnwhatsup]

My kitchen after I cut an everything bagel in half

[Jack Dailey Barnes @JDBJDBJDB_]

There’s a breed of Midwest Girl that had a fake ID at 15 and smoked so much that her voice was an octave deeper. They were all 5 foot blondes that lived so much debauchery by 18 that they’re in bed by 9 now and only post about being a pitbull mama. We need one in the White House.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

bitch you do it

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Wow, I can’t believe Biden started the State of the Union like this. Powerful stuff

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The rudest person you have ever met is in school to be a nurse right now

[streeter @_steeter]

@Caitlyn_Jenner Go to hell u miserable sack of shit

[streeter @_steeter]

@Caitlyn_Jenner @marzmooon @MarshaBlackburn What is your fucking problem???? Use her pronouns!!!!! What is wrong with you??? You are trans ?????!!!?!