Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa

Y'know.. just Alex here

[Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa @_step_dad]

@EDHbargains nice video, make more!

[Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa @_step_dad]

@EDHbargains what a weird enchantment lol

[Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa @_step_dad]

@heinz_ca We're up for it eh? @ahola19

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“You look like Dwight Schrute”
*leans in to kiss*

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@EhToZed_ Did it for the clout

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You ever been around toddlers and two of them just randomly hug? I want to bring this back but for adults

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This dude gets on the bus, pops his earbuds in, and searches up the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song, and just stands there like this is going to be the most adventurous bus ride of our lives

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Me:

Pigeon:

Me:

Pigeon:

Me: you dummy thicc

Stranger at bus stop: *in visible discomfort*

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What she look like when you give her a sweater

[Imagine Wagons @Noah_Latendre]

Don’t be that kid who shuts down all the extra curricular programs at your school because you want to save $16 on tuition

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this Skip The Dishes driver is wearing a full suit getup, that’s what a successful attitude is.

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i keep seeing people post about how only hoes wear thong bikini bottoms??? Hun pleaseeee I love mine and you’re just tempting me to wear a G string to the beach next time instead 🤪

[James @CaucasianJames]

real friends say “remember when u got a hole in one on the 8th hole in wii golf” extra loud when hot girls walk by

[Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa @_step_dad]

@ahola19 me ):

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@boathousestores Ya so does my dad, you ain’t cooler than my dad

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Do you guys mind if I sit with you?

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*me picking up some cool rocks I found*

Me: lmao why these rocks look so stupid?

Geologist: ya no those are turtles

Zookeepers: *dialling 911*

[𝟐𝟑𝐫𝐝. @attanyah]

The passion in her voice man this gave me chills

[Alexandraaaaaaaaaaaa @_step_dad]

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