ske

fuckin around and findin out

[ske @_stephanyke]

💰🥃

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

@druski Some folks big mad in the comments

[Casperr @emkeayy]

@druski Normal wife: l miss my husband

Erika kirk:

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

he definitely just cheated & it wasn’t as good as he hoped.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Does this look like a criminal to you? He’s FIVE FUCKING YEARS OLD. His name is LIAM RAMOS. He is here LEGALLY, as is his dad. He lives in Minnesota. He’s been kidnapped and imprisoned in a concentration camp in TEXAS.
I have never had such rage in my heart and I don’t know what to do. Humans are the evilest, most dangerous, most despicable animals on the planet. I am literally ashamed to be one. ~Jane Wiedlin

[Brenna Greene @BrennaGreene_]

Absolutely worth three minutes of your time.

Dan Lanning with a lot of really poignant thoughts on the Charlie Kirk assassination.

"The US could learn a lot from our locker room... You walk in that locker room you've got guys of different races, backgrounds, religions, and you've got a team that loves each other."

H/T @MattPrehm for the question

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

ICE agent at a workplace raid: “you guys understand we have a signed warrant to be here”

Worker: “And here’s my bag of f*cks”

[ske @_stephanyke]

they can flip on ya quick sis

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

the female ability to guess exactly which
girl it is out of his 960 following

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

There’s nothing worst than accidentally
becoming an important person at your job

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: “i need to go out more”

also me every time I’m free:

[Words @itswords_]

it's weird how you can actually feel it in your chest and stomach when something hurts your feelings

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

I go back and forth from healed &
unstable all day

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

I cannot wait to wake up 1 day
with no heavy weight on my heart,
just genuine peace

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

men don’t even apologize anymore they just let time go by n be like wyd

[♡ @astralbaes]

“i wanna do this with you” A LOVE LANGUAGE

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

if u can survive a weed panic attack u pretty much can survive anything

[♡ @astralbaes]

reassurance hits different when it’s not asked for