steph cox

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

do something

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

TODAY'S QUESTION: Can having a lot of sex give you a loose penis?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Raid Recalls Entire Line Of Insecticide After Realizing Food Chain Would Collapse Without Bugs https://t.co/YsVb4tvcId

[Lights @lights]

I wanna start going by Valerie again just cause i miss Amy Winehouse

[steph cox @_stephcox]

@fabicauseway My intimacy issues are caused by a blood of my own

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

Fuck this. As an observer/consumer you don’t get to dictate how the creative process develops. You can not like a thing, that’s fine... go create something better.
We need this passion for things that matter, not how you want your fav tv show to end.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?

Me: If you want to.

3: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Why can't dogs go to school?

Me: Dogs are animals.

5: They let in boys.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: Do boys like Frozen?

5-year-old: Nobody cares what boys like.

[manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall]

ALL MEN! Are you washing your hair too much? Are your eyebrows insta-ready? Are your ankles prepped for September? Do you look fat from above? Is it okay to be a person?

[steph cox @_stephcox]

The Pole Body Fusion Ultimate Pole Fitness Giveaway https://t.co/bJZP4m4iiz via @

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I want to see all the dogs. I don’t want one dog to exist that I haven’t seen.

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

do it, turtle

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

dwell

[Lights @lights]

Proud to be playing on Parliament Hill on #CanadaDay this year. Come hang out and celebrate in Canada’s Capital Region with us July 1st 🇨🇦 @capital_exp

[steph cox @_stephcox]

@CTVToronto There’s a reason why pet insurance exists. Owning a pet is a responsibility, not a right.

[steph cox @_stephcox]

@CTVToronto And this bullshit story is why we can’t have nice things. When our entire lives are dedicated to saving animals, this really hits hard.

[steph cox @_stephcox]

I'm answering #B (11) for a chance to win #Sens tickets! #GoSensGo #CanadianClub https://t.co/6L8hAGoJFE