Steph

shouting into a void

[Steph @_stephshamah]

Socks stay on during shower

[kelsey weekman @kelsaywhat]

friend: hey have you seen that new tiktok trend
my fyp:

[Steph @_stephshamah]

What if instead of like Best Regards or whatever I started signing off on my emails like “Sweet Dreams,”

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The cover for this week’s issue of the New Yorker is “Bodega Cat,” by R. Kikuo Johnson.

[Steph @_stephshamah]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Steph @_stephshamah]

Just found out that Buster from Dave and Buster’s k worded himself like 2 months ago don’t text

[Steph @_stephshamah]

What is the plan for ending the perpetual harassment that I experience via email from the DNC

[triste 🛷 @tamphopho]

happy new year

[Steph @_stephshamah]

Finally it is my time to be a star

[Steph @_stephshamah]

All these couples in Love is Blind laying directly in their beds after flying. No shower. IN THEIR SAME AIRPLANE CLOTHES 😭🥴🚩

[Steph @_stephshamah]

@kaylagriffinn @lunakimm art 👩🏽‍🍳

[Steph @_stephshamah]

pls don’t talk to me in the am until I’ve had my morning hyper fixation playlist

[Steph @_stephshamah]

He’s manifesting

[Steph @_stephshamah]

I don’t wanna BeReal I wanna BeOn the next level

BeRocking over that bass tremble

BeChillin with my motherfuckin crew

BeMaking all them deals you wanna do

[howard @mistahowie]

I think most people underestimate how little being 5’4 is. I’m literally hopping around on my phone rn to type tjis out

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Opening twitter for some lolz but every tweet is about me.

[Steph @_stephshamah]

My grandma unironically said she does not want to donate her board game of Sorry and she would rather my family have it because it’s a “family heirloom”

[Steph @_stephshamah]

Hey this is my submission

[Steph @_stephshamah]

@kaylagriffinn @heavenbrat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣