stev

Might be wrong, but I’m not lying.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Indeed, great damage was done today to the public’s faith in the American legal system.

If a former President can be criminally convicted over such a trivial matter – motivated by politics, rather than justice – then anyone is at risk of a similar fate.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The first felony conviction of a former US President wasn’t for the Iraq or Afghanistan wars, illegal CIA coups, drone striking weddings, or spying on Americans…

It was because Trump misclassified a $130,000 payment for a porn star’s NDA.

Tells you everything you need to know.

[stev @_stev__]

Finna pop a melly (melatonin)

[stev @_stev__]

A Dall-E prompt for “Drake and 21 Savage have a daughter” would probably return the same pic as the album cover

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Julian Assange is in a maximum-security prison and has been in effective detention for more than a decade, while @Snowden is in exile in a country he didn't choose, but if you want to know what real #Resistance is, watch these two videos from someone who never mentions them:

[stev @_stev__]

Image how horned up Lil’ Wayne was to write a song about fornicating with every girl in the world

[Daniel G 🍌 @DanielitoG25]

This tax stuff is way too hard I think I'm just gonna go to jail

[stev @_stev__]

Wallet username: Stev361
#CoinbaseWalletSweepstakes

[stev @_stev__]

Nah this man did not bring a puff bar to the gym with him 💀

[stev @_stev__]

Old heads still call beer salt Lucas

[stev @_stev__]

The United States have announced they are officially moving to Austin, TX

[stev @_stev__]

If you’re ever in a situation where you’re considering buying pre-cooked eggrolls from Whole Foods: don’t.

[stev @_stev__]

Will a cloth mask give my beard waves?

[stev @_stev__]

Need

[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

A new Mac Miller box set "Swimming in Circles" will contain behind-the-scenes footage of the late rapper's recording sessions: https://t.co/IthtP7rwZN

[stev @_stev__]

Tired of spelling quarantine wrong. Let’s call it something else like “Q’ed up” or something

[stev @_stev__]

Apparently that guy who had a short cameo in the movie “Home Alone 2: Lost in New York” has COVID-19. Him and his wife

[stev @_stev__]

The day I become a dad I’m dressing different. When u see my cell phone clipped to my waistband just know I got a baby on the way

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

Didn’t work

[stev @_stev__]

Wild concept

[stev @_stev__]

I just remembered the Stanky Leg