Shαrℓαɱαуɴε

made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Just calling bitches out like she knows for damn well she didnt put on all that makeup for herself or wear that just cause lol

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Lmao when my mom wana call someone a slut she's like "she's shopping" (for a man) hahaha why so funny to me

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Right now I serve you coffee but one day I'll raise my voice at you all like WTF IS THAT DESIGN GOOD FOR like the way you correct orders.

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Kinda wana just angry run like 4 miles/dance it out #footloose 😡💃🏼

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

When a dude breaks bro code to be a dude with a big heart. ✨ gotta appreciate the rarities of this generation.

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

When you know you get off at half past noon and the first thing you're gonna do is drink. #happyfriday

[🌹 @tattedgirlmal]

When his actions match what he been saying https://t.co/He4ax5PpPS

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

I have better shit to do with my afternoon than spend an hour fighting for parking spots 😡😡

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Jesus take the wheel is gonna be stuck in my head forever 🙈

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

No clue why I didn't remember I had an emergency brake by my foot till I was 10 feet in front of a guard rail 😭

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

Nothing more scary than being on the freeway in stop and go traffic and having your brakes completely go out. 😓😣

[Shαrℓαɱαуɴε @_sthagod]

No such thing as a life that's better than yours 🌅