Julian Winston

Keep some sunshine on your face 👨🏼‍🏭

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

"I got a 4.20 gpa" - Dirty Dan aka Aidan DeFelice

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

If you don’t like cold pizza you need to go to culinary school!!

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

butt naked standing in front of the computer with the captain Morgan stance I just wanna say to the federal agent looking thru my front cam welcome to the meat show Cuzo

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

Cheerios is its own genre of cereal

[Sharon’s Ex Husband 🐝 @IHateSharon]

Eating your first school lunch when Michelle Obama took over in 2008

[Cut4 @Cut4]

Mac finally had his catch with Chase Utley.

Dreams really do come true.

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

I dip my chips ahoy in @RioBatterberry breast milk! #Hardy

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

Is K-Pop Japanese country music?? Need answers...

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

When she likes the way your armpits smell after a week of no showers>> #pheromones

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

Idk man! I love Tahoe!!!!!!!

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

I’m fully convinced holding in farts causes cancer

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

I haven’t worn underwear in over a week!!

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

Fuck Vegas when I turn 21 I’m going to Casa Bonita

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

Obliterated #Carnage

[James @CaucasianJames]

kids after dentist voters

🤝

showing off
their sticker

[Julian Winston @_stinky_socks_]

My gf really knows how to get me going!!!!!!!! She always finds my G spot in like 2 seconds #GodIsAWoman

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[chy @politicallychy]

paid my rent so don’t ask me to go out because i’m in the crib getting my moneys worth.