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[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Something funny happened on Facebook yesterday.

An Atiku supporter, Ismail Ibrahim, a known Facebook influencer with thousands of Northern followers,

Conducted a presidential poll on Facebook yesterday between Peter Obi, Tinubu and Atiku.

10 minutes after, Obi was leading the poll with 7600 votes, followed by Atiku with 4800 votes.

The fuy rushed back and told his followers that the poll needs to be updated. He pulled it off and created another one, adding Donald Duke, Sowore and GEJ.

After 20 minutes, Obi was leading again with a tight margin.

The guy got angry and deleted everything. 😂

[Jane Chijioke @JNdioma]

You will be saving a mother just by retweeting

[Izu G @izuchukwu10]

The easiest way to know who’s lying in the Obiano vs Obi fight:

One ran away from the state he governed to the US.

The other still lives there.

[Bro. Bonaventure @EBona69]

Remember this happened in 2015. Due to the desperation of APC, HE WAS BURNT ALIVE WITH HIS FAMILY SO THAT BUHARI WOULD BE DECLARED WINNER.
This is Alhaji Mukaila Abdulahi, the Former INEC Kano REC whose house was set ablaze after rejecting the 2015 APC Presidential Results of 1.9 Million Votes without a single void presented to him.
He was roasted Alive on the 3rd of April, 2015 with his Wife and two daughters by APC murderers.
Don't allow anybody to gaslight you.
APC is a terrorist organisation.

[Engr Shaibu @engr_shaibu_]

RCCG Pastor dey invoke deity 😂

[💗 @ma1ybe]

You got raped by a man and still found a way to blame women?

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

For Nigeria to move forward, people like this need to kpai.

[Last B 🌼🌸 @Ony1nyechi]

The amount of HIV/AIDS, Herpes, hepatitis, syphilis, gonorrhea etc that these terrorists are giving to their victims

Nigeria is imploding but we are still posting memes and making skits

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

This isn’t 2023. There’s nothing like “vote wisely.”

It’s vote for Peter Obi.

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

when these "straight" men are horny over a man, they project their horniness on women💀😭😭

[AMB. SERAH IBRAHIM @TheSerahIbrahim]

I have seen this trending everywhere, APC is now claiming that Peter Obi’s visit to the European Parliament in Strasbourg never happened and that the photos and videos are AI-generated.

Most people in APC are actually battling mental health problems, because what other reason would you have, to deny a publicly documented event like Peter Obi’s visit to the EU. That is why we need him to invest in healthcare, so we can rescue these sycophants that have lost their minds.

To be clear, Peter Obi was indeed in Strasbourg, where he engaged lawmakers and stakeholders on issues that matter to Nigeria and Africa. He spoke about the economy, insecurity, poverty, youth empowerment, corruption (Tinubu’s middle name), and the need for stronger EU-Africa partnerships.

The tragedy is that APC have become so accustomed to Tinubu’s terrible governance that whenever they see a true leader discussing policy, facts, and solutions, especially on an international stage, their first reaction is to shout “AI.”

As the saying goes, the empty drum makes the loudest noise, but it is the loaded vessel that moves the harvest.
Peter Obi is too busy moving the harvest. You all are not even ready for the places you are about to see him in.

[Nungua Cardi B 💕 @ellyserwaaa]

The whole of Africa on Thursday for Mexico vs South Africa 😂😂

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The Nigerian Police Force have rescued Adelabu's kidnapped family under 72H.

Under 3days.

46 children and their teachers, are still in captivity after 3 weeks.

If the entire workforce in Oyo state isn't occupying the streets next week - all of you are fools.

[Plateau Militia Asian girl🌟 @CatiaKyen]

Terrorists took turns raping a 52-year-old mother in front of her two children. They recorded it and posted the video online.

We aren’t resilient people, we’re just cowards.

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Just retweet!

[OTUNBA @ManLikeIcey]

Under Goodluck Jonathan, APC supporters blamed him for insecurity.

Under Tinubu, APC supporters are telling us to hold Governors accountable.

If you allow them gaslight you, it’s your choice.

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

APC is having a rally today to create awareness for their mega rally tomorrow , rain has refused to stop since morning in Enugu. It hardly rains here but today’s rain has been so intentional.

Nature has rejected APC

[N. @naledisibisi]

you guys are so talented and this caption EATS