Pita

Sports fanatic. Ocean addict.

[Piloto Memes Latino @pilotomemeslat]

Yo viendo los penales de una selección que no es la mía

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I don't want AI glasses. I want eyes and teeth covered by health insurance.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Chinese restaurants don’t mess around. You can order $450 worth of food and they’ll be like, “10 minutes. Okay, bye.” Then somehow it shows up hot enough to melt steel.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Bro I’m crying what is this?😭😭😂

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Health insurance is cool because you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[solé @layxsnv]

Me wondering if I have anger issues or if everyone is just stupid

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Someone: "That won't work"
Me after it works:

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
👀

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A ceramic bowl that proves tradition can still outsmart modern “smart” design.

[🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒 @SweetToothAudio]

Some guy pulled up to the World Cup event in a MAGA hat to harass the Mexico supporters and a bunch of Korean dudes stepped up and almost jumped him. This is the closest we’ve ever been to world peace 😭

[talmon joseph smith @talmonsmith]

"Alexi left us!"

Zlatan: “America, you’re welcome”

[Pita @_studentoflife]

#ToyStory5 was so good!

[໊ @cdoll]

Me going to pee after I got all comfy in my bed:

[Grace @gracecamille_]

mixing coke and cherry at the AMC slushee machine

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Garlic powder and onion powder goes on everything 🧄🧅

[Connor Allen @ConnorAllenNFL]

The dynamic between Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Lalas is a WILD watch.

Lalas spews awful analysis (always has) but delivers it with the confidence of a great, without the acumen

Zlatan is in a world of his own confidence-wise and Henry clearly has no respect for either of the other’s opinions.

No chemistry, tons of ego, 10/10

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me: