Julie Vasu

Self-made hundredaire, freelance private eye, survivor of obesity, pessimist

[Julie Vasu @_stuffjuliesays]

When I get people like this following me I wonder if I should laugh or if Gods just trying to reach out...

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@__realslimsadie New twitter, who dis?

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@melschwiet Daniel always says this, he can’t comprehend

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@melschwiet *hobbies*

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Can servers and bartenders not be so nice?? I’m tired of thinking another human might be interested in me.

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

I just lost all my makeup*

*dropped my chapstick under some bleachers

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I just saw a guy walk out of a bathroom with a jar of peanut butter......

[Tori Swan @Picklechipster]

I wish my personality was just naturally two beers deep.

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@melschwiet Bahahahaha

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So I saw a mockingbird in a tree today

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@kaylaprok32 Me and obesity

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

the bachelor but instead of bachelor it BIRDCHALOR instaed of roses it BREADSTICKS and instead of girls it MORE BREADSTICKS

[Julie Vasu @_stuffjuliesays]

“Shut up you flat white privilege latte” @Lesdoggg your speech was awesome!

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@Wollenhaupt22 How do I get me one

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

in this world of Terror and Uncertainty: a good and peaceful thing

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Kinda had a shit week

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@Wollenhaupt22 No

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What’s a girl gotta do to get some 7 layer dip??

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@Melpoorman While drinking

[Stephanie Deppe, PhD @SpaceSciSteph]

Them: "What do you study?"

Me: "The Kuiper Belt region of the Solar System, out by Pluto"

Them: "So why isn't Pluto a planet?"

Me: *points to tattoo* "B/c Pluto is one of many objects in a similar orbit."

Included Pluto in my permanent #scicomm prop for this exact reason 😄

[Julie Vasu @_stuffjuliesays]

May 31st #Peace