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🔻music pluralist🔻are you a bad enough dude to love yourself?🔻views expressed are personal opinions & do not represent any organization

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@hottestgirl6969 i'd like to buy a vowel

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@hottestgirl6969 i see what you did there

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@hottestgirl6969 theremin video when???

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@hottestgirl6969 holy shiiiiiiiiit!

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@hottestgirl6969 cut a bob so hard we called her Robert

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may all beings practice peace

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@offwhsportished hbd!

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watching Digimon: The Movie in 2000:
"no way can Supreme Cannon be THIS supreme"
*it is*
me:

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watching Digimon: The Movie in 2000:
no way is the Transcendent Sword gonna transcend this much
*it does*
me:

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i think i might accept the whole AI thing if it could correctly transcribe all of A Sunny Day In Glasgow's lyrics but we're probably 50 - 100 years out from that at best

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

it’s the war in iraq all over again

except this time with a dumber president
and dumber supporters who voted him in

all bloodthirsty and stupid

ruining the world for no reason

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since it's not wasps this time we're only increasing to DEFCON 4

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⚠ multiple honeybees in the crib!

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*sees a promotion on instagram for a show that i am interested in*
*looks at date*
*it's today*
*it already happened*

someone in Palo Alto gets $250k/yr to design a product which promotes shows in the past. i guess we just don't have the technology to solve this yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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"interestingly enough - "
*says something totally uninteresting*

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

as she deserves

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insults peaked in 3rd grade

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my nascent comedic genius laid bare

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why does every dude named Derek look like this

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@offwhsportished a classic