Carla Ili

chasin sunsets just to stay on the brightside

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

When you’re about to have a mental breakdown and @McDonalds forgets one of your hashbrowns but u don’t realize till you get home

[Rob Dyrdek @robdyrdek]

A few bad days doesn't mean you just had an awful month.

Give yourself a break.

#BuildWithRob Episode 114: https://t.co/7vzOgiMvqD

[Criminal Minds: Evolution @criminalminds]

We watch #CriminalMinds: Evolution for the plot.
The plot:

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

I need new @criminalminds episodes 😭 can we at least get an air date for season 17?!

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

Someone needs to pick up Prodigal Son again… and while we’re at it hit me with that new season of criminal minds

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

Whoever at FOX that decided to cancel Prodigal Son… ya moms a hoe

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

I’m just sayin if the @Giants got $90million to throw into a single contract they could toss a couple thousand to a loyal fan and help me pay off my school loans 😭

[Utz Snacks @UtzSnacks]

@_suchasasshole Thanks for your support! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

Literally got Paramount+ just for this and have already seen every new episode at least 3 times (except the last cuz it was just released yesterday)

[paget brewster @pagetpaget]

Hi guys. If you’re anything like me, you buy a streaming service when all your shows on it and binge it. I suggest you buy Paramount+ and watch new episodes of #CriminalMindsEvolution . We worked hard and love our fans who made this happen!

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@OfficialBTSM If only I could be so blessed 🥲 call my barber time to cut the logo I to my hair again!

[Black Tiger Sex Machine @OfficialBTSM]

GOLDEN TICKET ALERT! Here’s your chance to win two spots on our guest list for every show we’re playing this year (including festivals). To enter, simply like, RT, comment on this post AND click the link below! Good luck Church Fam 🔥

https://t.co/JxKp5rrdry

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@simulate and @Costco …. Get it together already… I need bulk nuggs

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@UtzSnacks should just make me a brand ambassador at this point. I’d have them mass distributing Red Hots in AZ by next year

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@cwwhoseline is so underrated 😂😂💀

[AllTime EDM @AllTimeEDM]

This video still lives rent free in my mind

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@DanielGano

[AllTime EDM @AllTimeEDM]

✦ Decadence Arizona Giveaway ✦

We are giving away 2 FREE GA Tickets 💃🏼

To win you must:

- RT & Like

- Tag 1 friend!

- Follow @AllTimeEDM, @DecadenceAZ & @HeadbangSociety

Ends 11/27

[AllTime EDM @AllTimeEDM]

✦ Decadence Arizona Giveaway ✦

We are giving away 2 FREE GA Tickets 💃🏼

To win you must:

- RT & Like

- Tag 1 friend!

- Follow @AllTimeEDM, @DecadenceAZ & @HeadbangSociety

Ends 11/27

[AllTime EDM @AllTimeEDM]

These SpongeBob totems at Lost Lands 💀🤣

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

BK*

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

@BurgerKing owes me an 8pc mozzarella stick and a Hershey sundae pie in a matter of 5 days… 🙄… y’all got one more strike before I swear off back forever cuz I can’t be disappointed again my heart can’t take it 😭

[Carla Ili @_suchasasshole]

I need to start checking my bag before I drive away from @BurgerKing cuz this the second time they forget shit I’m just out 3.99 +tax