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Sue Gray will make you pay.

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I’ve just written the words ‘IT’S A GRAY AREA’ in size 700 font.

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RIGHT. Time for a fucking drink.

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Does anyone know how to turn off Clippy?

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Does anyone know how to turn off Clippy?

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How would people feel if I presented my report as a wordle?

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Gonna burst out of a massive cake at PMQ’s, like in Under Siege.

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@DominicCumins @BorisJohnson @marksandspencer Bring me the head of Colin the Caterpillar.

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Missed Trigger Point for this shit.

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AM ABSOLUTELY HAMMERED

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Take a shot every time Sue Gray comes up and you'll have an insight into what was happening during lockdown at Number 10.

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@Darren_Dutton I approve of this Darren.

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I approve of this.

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

Fun game. Take the name of a TV show and incorporate SUE GRAY into the title.

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Must be something in the air as I’ve just had 6 cans of Boddingtons with lunch.

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When it comes to their drinking culture the government seems completely unaware of the optics, which is funny considering they’re all full of vodka.

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Come on Old Yeller, come and see what I've got for you outside.

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@PickardJE Oh I exist Jim.

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Jesus Christ. Looks like I’m working this weekend.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

EXCLUSIVE: No 10 staff held ‘wine-time Fridays’ throughout pandemic with Boris Johnson regularly witnessing the gatherings.

Sources say PM encouraged aides to "let off steam" despite indoor socialising being banned under lockdown rules.

https://t.co/wNUdlDik1F

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Had a bust up with security as apparently I’m not allowed to 'open carry'. They take the flare gun off me too. ‘You’ve never run an independent inquiry have you?’ I shout over my shoulder. ‘Shit’s gonna hit the fan’, I say, pushing over a nearby fan to emphasise my point.

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It was a large gun-metal grey Samsonite

[Shehab Khan @ShehabKhan]

No10 asked today what sort of suitcase was used to carry the wine for the party - a carry-on? Or the kind a family of four would take on a holiday to Tenerife?”

The answer?

"We can’t pre-empt the conclusion of Sue Gray's investigation."

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@ShehabKhan It was a large gun-metal grey Samsonite

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@brian_bilston Yes I will Brian, and I think it’s a lovely poem.