summy

welcome to my “unsafe head”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

BRITTANY MAHOLMES IS TRASH!!! WAY TO STAB TAYLOR RIGHT IN THE BACK AFTER SHE WELCOMED YOU INTO HER WORLD

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don't want to be that guy but my miami house is so fucking huge I keep forgetting where I leave my coffee and it's driving me insane. It's a real problem. Why do bad things happen to good people? #mansionproblems

[summy @_summerherb]

my boyfriend went ahead and made the cheese board for us tonight…

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

ok one more, kanye a little bitty little bitch

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Democrat John Fetterman wins U.S. Senate race in Pennsylvania, NBC News projects. https://t.co/g7sHkoeQdl

[summy @_summerherb]

i picked the wrong year to stop being a philly sports fan

[summy @_summerherb]

going over to my bfs house because i’d rather be bored watching him play playstation than be bored by myself

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Top 5 songs from @taylorswift13 new album Midnights. Overall thought it was very good. 7.9

1. Lavender Haze
2. Midnight Rain
3. Question
4. Anti Hero
5. Snow on Beach

#FUCKKANYE
#MidnightsTaylorSwift

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

How did I get this lucky, having you guys out here doing something this mind blowing?! Like what even just happened??!?!

[NFL @NFL]

.@taylorswift13 wya?

[summy @_summerherb]

the best part about taylor swift eve is not one person can watch the 3rd quarter of this game without thinking about me

[summy @_summerherb]

haven’t placed a bet in 3 weeks but… something about the 3rd quarter being all about taylor swift made me do it
#midnighTSnosleepover

[summy @_summerherb]

living with boys is so weird bc at some point you start lifting the seat up for them when you’re done using the bathroom

[summy @_summerherb]

i hope my boyfriend knows he’s pulling this all-nighter with me because taylor swift said so #MayhemTilTheMorning

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

"Like how far is too far in advance? Can we hint at something three years in advance?" #MidnightsMayhemWithMe

[summy @_summerherb]

this is exactly how & why i bet

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Bengal uniforms stink

[summy @_summerherb]

“don’t date frat boys” no i disagree someone ALWAYS orders my drinks for me

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The Bengal uniforms stink

[summy @_summerherb]

according to frat house logic it is not common sense to unclog the toilet after you clogged it

[Target @Target]

@Hot_Wheels getaway cart (hot wheels' version)