At the end of the day, you trying to make me feel bad because I can’t split your check 20 WAYS(LITERALLY) isn’t going to work. I am going to walk away and forfeit whatever tip you *may* have planned on leaving me.
The craziest courtroom moments.
A thread 🧵
1. Footage shows the very moment Michael Marin swallowed a lethal dose of cyanide at his trial after being found guilty of arson.
@dominos ordered pizza at 6:10, it’s now 8:36 and still no pizza. Requested a refund from the store and they said they couldn’t give me one because the driver has my pizza with them. The driver “left the store” at 7:43…so almost an hour since he left and still nothing 🫠