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if only our eyes saw souls instead of bodies how very different our ideals of beauty would be

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

@McDonalds why do you have to disappoint me so bad 🥺

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

This is so embarrassing lmao

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@rwylmo Katy Perry's "Lifetimes Tour" choreography really is something to behold

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

UPS is fucking dumb

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No amount of money is worth the disrespect ESPECIALLY coming from the walmart version of Ellen DeGeneres

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

IF YOUR SERVER SAYS NO, ITS A NO!!!

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At the end of the day, you trying to make me feel bad because I can’t split your check 20 WAYS(LITERALLY) isn’t going to work. I am going to walk away and forfeit whatever tip you *may* have planned on leaving me.

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

The craziest courtroom moments.

A thread 🧵

1. Footage shows the very moment Michael Marin swallowed a lethal dose of cyanide at his trial after being found guilty of arson.

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@dominos ordered pizza at 6:10, it’s now 8:36 and still no pizza. Requested a refund from the store and they said they couldn’t give me one because the driver has my pizza with them. The driver “left the store” at 7:43…so almost an hour since he left and still nothing 🫠

[cammy @cammyanj]

if you plan on going to times square tomorrow, please don’t!!!

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@parmesanhell YEAH YOU FUCKIN DID!!!!! So proud of you!!

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@akilliex Umm i will in May but pls don’t decaf me

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@akilliex Yearly fee babes

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@aaronpaul_8 @BryanCranston if you need some recovery food after last night, stop by Dicey’s Tavern today for some really delicious pizza 🫡

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

It’s hilarious how much she doesn’t look like Megan Fox lmao

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I love toe beans!!!!

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@honeygarciiia AGAIN jesus fuck

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@parmesanhell Sounds like it!! Maybe you,me & Nick can get together sometime next week or week after!

[uh huh bunny @_summerxx]

@parmesanhell Xcuse me WHAT??? NY?

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Opened my new Laura Mercier translucent powder from @ultabeauty only to find this empty ass, dusty ass product in there. 🤮