Jordon Alyssa

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[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom I love that for them 😂

[yas @spearsflair]

charlotte and danhausen swapping gears 😭 this is hilarious

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom It’s valid but you deserve to have people in your life that celebrate you, not abuse you.

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom I would say that you shouldn’t have friends that are mean to you… because they’re not good friends

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom At least he talks to you 🥲

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom This would be a sick tattoo if it said something different

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

Laid in front of my altar last night, trying to search for answers. I’m just emotionally spent and I can feel my body getting weaker by the day.

But hey, I’m still fucking here. 🥲

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom Proud of you 👏

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

Hi, I hate Sydney Sweeney

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

Excuse me @euphoriaHBO but what the fuck is this?

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

I went back to eating meat and now I can’t poop so that cool 🫡🙃

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

I think not eating meat has started a cleansing process in my body and I don’t know what’s normal anymore.

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

Hot Girl Summer but it’s just me and my man doing side quests together to build our stats.

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

I haven’t eaten meat since Easter

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom It’ll be scary until you’re comfortable again

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

@evilinbloom Proud of you ❤️

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

Just me and my homemade cinnamon rolls against the government

[Jordon Alyssa @_sunshine_jo_]

I started in person therapy and now the internet feels gross to me.