Kon-El

I'm a clone of Superman. Oh, and I'm not dead.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@_Lois_Lane I'm not his son.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne .....I'm just in it for the free pizza. Don't expect me to put out.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne What? ...should I ask for a link? I'm a little scared.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne He was traumatized! It was only fair that you bought him pizza! I BETTER GET PIZZA TOO IN THE SEQUEL!

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen You are so weird. Also, ew.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne What? Me/@Jason_Todd? Huh?

[Kon-El @_superboy]

Ok all. Time for Superboy to go to Superbed. Night!

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen She said Roy, Wally, and Dick. Jericho's not an option!

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen @Tim_Wayne @OracleBG Plus, @Roy_Harper gets all the ladies and so do I.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen You get to be Beast Boy.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@OracleBG Since Bart's obviously Wally and Tim's Roy, does this make me Roy? Roy is awesome. I totally get to be him.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen I don't know! He brought it up!

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne I mean, the bigger size/taking me by surprise wouldn't factor into it.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@OracleBG GAH NO

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne Are you ruling the universe through marrying @Bart_Allen?

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen Just that it's not like the bottom part isn't any fun at all. Not that I'd know. But I've heard.

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Tim_Wayne ...it's not like it's a *fight.*

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen I dunno... I've heard things about Wally and the other first five Teen Titans...

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen Oh. HIGH FIVE!

[Kon-El @_superboy]

@Bart_Allen *snicker* Bart Wayne sounds better than Tim Allen anyway.