swa☕🤍

ain't tryna be funny,
meri toh zindagi mazak hai.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

The worst she can say is no
Her:

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Zindagi jhandeya.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Kundi laga le saiyaan
Crying session krenge
Crying session krenge

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Logo ko midlife crisis hote.
Yahan mere monthly life crisis khatam nahi hote!

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

@DuaYuvraj Shh bass

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

I'm "love storiyaan" in mi familia.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Bhaiya ek plate zindagi laga do,
Trauma aur rona thoda kam rakhna

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

mom:teri woh dost ab call nahi karti?

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Need little bit of ittu bittu jim patuta in my life rn.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Your trauma doesn't makes you stronger, stop glorifying it.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Ain't tryna bhi funny,
मेरी तोह जिंदगी ही मजाक है |

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

@DuaYuvraj No. Chai becho pehle

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Hoshwalon ko khabar kya quick replies kya cheez hai

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

I asked my parents what was their worst investment till date.

"You" was the answer.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

If someone calls you fake feminist,
Call them REAL MISOGYNIST!🧃

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

He's a 10 but usko✨kun faya kun✨ therapy lagta hai.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Be your own daddy,
Make your own sugar. ✨

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

Swati? Dumbhokya? Why tf it would be "she is 10 but have sugar daddies"

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

It took me a week to realise, it's she's a 10. Not she is 10! Tsk. Tsk.

[swa☕🤍 @_swatea]

It took me a week to realise, it's she's a 10. Not she is 10! Tsk. Tsk.