Mrs. Muybueno

Hufflepuff livin in a dark arts world

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🛫 RT TO WIN 🛬

It’s time to fly, fly away again! Hit that retweet button for a chance to a pair of flight vouchers thanks to @AlaskaAir! https://t.co/1jFZVRH36b

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Thank you @Jeopardy for teaching me that the German settlers call armadillos in Texas panzerschwein, which literally translates to Tank Pigs 😂😂😍😍

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

In case anyone was wondering. I’m still waiting for this book 😭😭

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Whoever has the book I want checked out from the library, can you hurry up and return it so I can start reading it please??

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Umm Instagram, please bring back the dang emoji reactions! I don’t like change and I want it back. 😅

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

I am about to stress buy ALL THE THINGS. 😅😅😭😭😭

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

So fucking over guns in America. You have proven you can’t be trusted. Get rid of them all. 🤬

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Trying not to get too excited that I just bought tickets to see @theavettbros in July after missing out last May. Eeekk!

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

My mom just told me her doctor won’t give vaccines. Like. Any vaccines. That’s wrong right? Like she should find a new doctor?

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

If you are a woman who voted for Trump, please just sit this international women’s day out. We are celebrating women of change, not white supremacy.

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

How the efff are people my age/younger than me getting this rona shot?? Like. How do I get this thing?? #reallywanttomeetmyneice

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Me realizing that I might actually be one of the last people in the world to have a COVID birthday, as we went into lockdown 2 days after my birthday last year 😱

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

I’m really gonna need to go back to an office soon, I think I’m starting to annoy the shit out of my husband 😅😂

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

I miss plays and musicals. 😔

[Cristina Tzintzún Ramirez @cristinanextgen]

Texas fact

@tedcruz fled to Cancun.

@BetoORourke is busy providing resources for fellow desperate Texans.

Domino's workers, who Cruz refuses to give a $15 minimum wage to, are exhausted after running out of food to give to fellow Texans.

#TexasFreeze

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Remember when Texas could have had Beto, but instead they are stuck with this fool for 4 more years...

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Cruz breaks his silence. “With school cancelled for the week, our girls asked to take a trip with friends. Wanting to be a good dad, I flew down with them last night and am flying back this afternoon.” Says he’s in “constant” touch with TX authorities https://t.co/cHIaQXbzEU

[Jason Nichols @drjasonnichols]

Retweet if you think @JoeBiden should award Officer Eugene Goodman the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

I had every intention of putting makeup on today. Instead, I hid behind my blue light glasses. 😅 whelp. Happy Wednesday.

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

I destress from my job by shopping on the website of my job... 🧐

[Mrs. Muybueno @_swaygood]

Finally got Evan on board with getting me the animal crossing switch and now it’s sold out everywhere 😭😭