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Massage Therapist - @TrenityTouch Podcast Host - @thehhcpodcast - Father, World Class Chef for my kids

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Don’t send for me, just sin for me
Don’t come for me, just cum for me

Its never a gentle reminder
when I’m inside her

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“You tryna smash”
“I’m tryna be a smashed potato”
Is the funniest shit I’ve heard all day

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Eye Contact with my hand around your neck is how we connect

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Who wins

Prime Time LA Clippers Blake Griffin attacking the basket against Spurs Victor Wembanyama

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@LeadingReport Love this - good job

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This year I took time to collect the pieces of my heart I left with women I once loved

I withdrew my emotions from “What if” situations to allow myself to feel “what is possible”

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I’m pretty women say to themselves….Now that I’ve moved out of state, let me tell that man I really want to be with him.

I’m sure it’s written in the lease they sign as they get handed the keys.

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Where I’m at in life:

I prefer boring peace over overstimulating situations that will cause me to be stress out from overthinking

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Happy Juneteenth Jr. to everybody!!!

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Young me: …..*smile*….how u been

Me now: “I will fuck you until you can’t move…bring ya ass home now so I can show u”

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When I like you….imma sweat you.
I’m sure I have more pictures of you in my phone than you got of you in your phone

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Facebook: People You May Know

Me: I don’t know that Fine muthafucka right there….*Sends Friend Request*
Damn she look good

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Who’s worst…..

The man having sex with a woman he doesn’t care for

Or

The woman having sex with a man she knows doesn’t care for her

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Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name…may you forever bring this bitch pain until she choose me again.

Niggalations chapter 18 verse 1

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I just wish I was getting my dick ate up by a young lady that’s very hungry…. Muy hambriento

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Instead of spending money on
Saquan Barkley they paid Daniel Jones…just to release him cuz he is a scrub haha.
NY Giants is the definition of a Losing Culture

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No one:

My thoughts: “WHY PUSSY SO DAMN GOOD MISS LADY…..”

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This post is solely for ppl that LOVE R&B music…….May you find the lyrics you need today in a song you had too hear that will uplift your spirit and put a smile on your face

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She is a cutie patootie that does the hawk tuah

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Deep Down Inside I Am A Hopeless Romantic….

On the surface I am a diabolical sex demon that’s wants you to reverse cowgirl ride my face while u pour red wine down your back like a fountain as it cascades from between your cheeks into my mouth while listening to mushy R&B Music