𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦

remember what the dormouse said

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Diet cherry coke tastes like the smell of the perfume Poison by Dior n that’s all I really have to say

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Fucking jeepers creepers awakens more frequently to feed on unfortunate souls than Scotland in the World Cup man 😭

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

£1000 tax rebate is fkn tastyyy

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

People that speak to their dogs like filth in public scare me because what are you doing behind closed doors if that’s your standard

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Such a surreal feeling looking at another wee human and seeing your features and likeness, being a parent is just mind-blowing

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

i fear i made a mistake by trying matcha from Greggs as my first ever taste of it because im actually shocked at how vile it is

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

why has the new ios update made it so that new sentences don’t start with a capital letter

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

sorry but this season of stranger things has been absolutely shite so far

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Totally devastated that Mani passed away 😭

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Every single step I’ve taken since about 28 weeks pregnant has been so painful it feels like my pelvis is made of biscuits

[Yoni Smolyar @YoniSmolyar]

i'm on the side of whoever doesn't shoot people with opposing views

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Celebrating a man’s death because you didn’t like his views is some real mentally insane shit

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Why do nectarines go from being rock solid one day, then the next you have to eat all 4 in half an hour or they will turn to sludge. So tasty but the window of ripeness is mental

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

My last shift as a cleaner today before I start my graduate engineer job, and although it’s been 6 years of studying and knowing this day would come, I can’t believe I’ve finally done it and achieved everything I hoped for and more. Life’s away to get so much better.

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

When the baby kicks I respond by talking to my bump but my cat keeps thinking I’m speaking to her and it’s making me feel so guilty 🥲

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

I’m not sure why Tik Tok seems to thrive on showing me the most horrific, anxiety inducing tragedies related to being pregnant like I’m all for advocacy but can I not just for once get like a positive story instead of death and devastation? Stressed me out so much fuck sake

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

That absolute freak who tried to pretend marry a 9 year old at Disney reminds me of Count Olaf trying to marry Violet in A Series of Unfortunate Events 🤢🤢

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Never forget in lockdown when my bf had me doing mad skin fades even though I had absolutely no right cutting or shaving anyone’s hair 💀💀

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

my bf went away to cabins with his pals for the weekend and I feel like Bella in new moon when Edward leaves lmao

[𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔦 @_sween_kr__]

Nothing fucks me off more than paying a ridiculous price for next day delivery and then not getting it the next day