Swu

I live a subpar life. Unamused and probably slouching.

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Watched Obsession. Way too many employees in that music store

[Softboy @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[trash jones @jzux]

is rock bottom at least walkable

[Swu @_swu]

No one talks about how climbing the subway steps in a skirt or dress automatically transforms you into a a Jane Austen character holding her petticoat like a proper lady

[Swu @_swu]

Yes mine is shelling

[����𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Btw in your 20’s and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something

[Swu @_swu]

I guess you aren’t aware the Brooklyn half is on this day

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

I’m reviewing evidence that suggests that this Saturday, May 16, will be the single best spring day in New York

[Iggmeister @iggidigit]

In Williamsburg if you don't wear Salomons they take you to the back of Joe's Pizza and shoot you in the head

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

Owalas

[Swu @_swu]

As the ambassador to girls with fat calves can we please stop the capri trend dead in its tracks I’m begging

[daniela @andreasdanw]

“you’re not a visionary. you’re a vendor” is probably the most blatant insult i’ve heard, miranda priestly you are so cleverly mean😭

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

“Men are natural leaders” babe, they can't even schedule a doctor’s appointment..

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

FIFA having its corrupt way with every single city and country its ever touched until suddenly being shocked and stunned into submission by a final, even more corrupt thing: New Jersey

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

walking a mile to the station w a direct train instead of walking 5 min to the station where you have to transfer once is my NYC math

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“Are you free after work?”

me after work:

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.

[🍁 @72Breezy]

makes sense check the rest of them

[Elizabeth Kim @lizkimtweets]

A+ lede