Sam

S A M 🤓🤓 Jesus❣️

[Sam @_swx95]

Honestly, tomorrow I’m just going to work from my car and use that AC because the heat inside my home is sickening

[Sam @_swx95]

7 items, £20. Asda isn’t cheap anymore mate.

[Sam @_swx95]

Me now that I have my appointment booked in for a couple week’s time

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

DO NOT under any circumstance remove your wisdom teeth.

[Sam @_swx95]

I just look at my baby sleeping in the bed and think I love you so much 🤷🏾‍♀️🩷

[Sam @_swx95]

Why are shows so dark these days? Why am I having to squint to see what’s going on?🙄

[Sam @_swx95]

Something I think comes across a little tacky - when someone finally announces a piece of news on socials and people who knew beforehand jump in the comments like “I’m glad I can finally talk about this!” “I remember when you told me.” It just comes across a bit meh 🙄

[Sam @_swx95]

@IamKiraJ I was having an imaginary conversation the other day and said exactly this

[Sam @_swx95]

I’ll be real. I’d go to sleep at 6pm each night if I could AND I’d sleep the whole way through. I’m so serious.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

Littering is actually so scummy 😭 I judge ppl HARD for it.

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Sam @_swx95]

@fiooredimaggioo Whenever this comes on I get a shiver through my body. It looks disgusting to me. And unfortunately this time I just wasn’t quick enough with my scroll.

[Sam @_swx95]

I hate gender reveals with everything in me😔

[Sam @_swx95]

193.9 and that’s at a CHEAP petrol station! Better get my flipping horse and cart fired up at this point.

[p @pretatatuada]

As mulheres perdem o interesse sexual se você as decepcionar emocionalmente, e eu não vou discutir isso.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Jesus to his disciples today:

[Sam @_swx95]

Can literally see the body shape of the squirrel omd🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Ⓜ️ GUT TOUCHER 😤 🤴🏾 @BigDaddyXXI]

We got squirrel, rabbit, quail, and gopher today

[Sam @_swx95]

And now it’s Monday night and I feel like I have a “people hangover”

It was actually too much

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

[Sam @_swx95]

@babystepapp It’s absolutely precious 🥹😭

[Sam @_swx95]

Can hear my husband doing karaoke in the next room singing “Dance With My Father” by Luther to our 9 month old baby girl.

Sweet 💕

[Sam @_swx95]

@greatness260355 @KWuu47 @Dollar_baby_Dee By your own logic it would be arguably worse for him being as he’s the oldest and there were 3 who came after him meaning his dad was even older when he had the rest.