sylv

🐀

[. @xdxdxd62621818]

my ex trying to reaper ult me mid crash out

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I wish i was was with #oomf right now

[sirion @sirion_st]

"The Dark Lord"

[AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp]

【Teaser Visual】
BLUE LOCK Season 3 TV Anime

Official Title: BLUE LOCK NEO EGOIST LEAGUE

✨More: https://t.co/Vp2vYRqdN2

[DSG @Disguised]

nah pge looks tuff

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at

like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.

we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes. i'm being charming.

then gaming gets brought up, she says it

"i play league"

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said "oh nice what rank are you"

she said "diamond 4"

and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really impressive" and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain immediately went into autopilot and i said "what's your peak LP"

she looked confused

i kept going

"do you duo? what's your solo only win rate.

what champions do you play. are you a one trick or do you actually play the game"

she said "i play lux support"

and i said "so you don't actually play league of legends"

the vibe was GONE

her friend pulled her away. she didn't look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn't even sipping doing MENTAL MATH on whether lux support can even maintain a 50% win rate in diamond without a duo

my friend walked over and said "bro she was into you what happened"

i said "she peaked d4 with lux support"

he said "so?"

SO???

i would rather DIE alone than let a lux support player think we're on the same level

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING opgg and i simply cannot overlook that

could've had her number

but she knows i'm higher elo

and honestly that's worth more

Study the Saskio way

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

@IGN 7.8/10 🌊

[Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) @PoltFan69]

いいか？海外はさ、こういう時に「Fuck my chud life」と言って、ライアン・ゴズリングの画像や動画をアップします。

[あかまる🔴 @AkaCat_Pikmin]

赤ピクミンクッキーできた❤️
ちょっと焦がしちゃったけど🥹

[sneaky @SneakyRocks_]

Faking injury to play new ow season

[DSG @Disguised]

new team, but same old tradition.

Introducing our official DSG OWCS Roster for 2026!
🛡️ @Tred___
⚔️ @pge444
⚔️ @Rokit_OW
💉 @Lep_ow
💉 @Scyle2
Subs: @rzyer @Raikker_

see you in korea #DSGWIN

[DSG Toast @DisguisedToast]

@Disguised @Tred___ @pge444 @Rokit_OW @Lep_ow @Scyle2 @rzyer @Raikker_ how come one of my players have more hours on Deadlock than Overwatch this month

[Amart @amartarae]

this is a roster alright

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Who thought it was a good idea to shut down Club Penguin?

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

met a wasian with an asian dad and white mom

it’s like finding a shiny pokemon or summ

[Mega Man @MegaMan]

It's Wednesday, January 7th, and you know what that means...?

[✦ shiloh 🐇🕊️ @bunnbird]

i've been processing this news quit well

[砂利馬🐴 @RavenTofu]

【26.1-snapshot-2】

ウサギも「これぞウサギ」って感じになっていました。

[PachiFist || DoomFist Ba, Msc, Phd, Smd @OgundimuFist]

I hope they kill Maximilien