synji.

FORMIDABLE FIGURE.
This is my city.

.. Aal izz well
(@Arsenal)

[ً🇦🇷🇪🇸 @mmvxoc]

na bado😂

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Fuck Sex...let's sit on this bed and figure out why You been Lying since I met you

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

Saw a Jeep Driving itself Today.

[synji. @_synji_]

@ThyMalcolms you can't see me

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

prime you ungekua umeweka four slides ukitrain kungfu before killing it, you fell off 😂

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Room yangu ni ndogo lakini unaeza kam tufinyane.

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

A new generation of uncles with no cows just iphones and pictures of alcohol.

[Koome🇵🇹🇩🇪 🇪🇨 🏆 @koome_pedro]

Dallas imepatana na foundation ya burak aki dangerous scenes

[Triple M @Tripple____M]

Repost until William Saliba and Gabriel Magalhaes recreate this🙏

[Premier League @premierleague]

He made it.

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

teremsha kaptura kijana wetu

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

This MF has come to work in a suit & an arsenal shirt, I'm sick

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

North London is red.

[Bukayo Saka @BukayoSaka87]

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

[Makau @Ericmakau_]

Shirts kes 800

[𝒮𝒫 @Sholly_Pee1]

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost this.

[Son of an Architect. @pendingtycoon]

Huyu bois aliendanga wapi 🌚

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

They called me a mad man but my club listens.

[$ilver @bonniie254]

Hii mustang imeniweka kwa mtaro na kidole moja naona nikama imevunjika, nifanyeje?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Normal day in Narok

Me: Nimekutumia pin location nataka uniletee hiyo vitu niko nyuma ya schedule sana

Hardware guy: Sawa.

Hardware guy after 10 mins: Boss,nakuletea wapi hii mzigo?

Me: sinimekutumia pin whatsapp,fungua itakuonesha mahali unakuja

Him: sawa.

Him after 5 mins: Boss fanya aje,hebu elezea uyu dereva mahali anakuja

Me: Amos,si nimekutumia pin?

Him: Ehh,nataka umwambie mahali tunakuja

Driver : Boss,nakuja wapi?

Me: Huyo jamaa wa hardware nimemtumia pin location.

Driver: iyo ni nini? Nataka uniambie mahali nakuja

Me: unajua kwa dispensary. Hapo karibu tu. Ukifika hapo nipigie

Driver: kwa hii bara bara ya mashimo? Hapo tunakujanga na elfu sita

Me: Boss! 5 kilometers unalipishaje elfu sita? Chukua 3500 uniletee

Driver: sawa. Ni sawa,lakini apo umenifinya

Amos,Hardware guy: Hello wacha tutoke,mdosi ananiambia uniwekee deposit.

Me: * Sends 70k*

Me,Calls him: Umepata?

Him: Ehh,sawa.

Me(calls amos after 25mins): Weh mmefika wapi?

Amos: “Nakwambia uyu driver nikama amepatwa na wasimu ati amepata kasi ingine ataki hii yako. Wacha niite mwingine”

SMH!!