❥ Alyssa

sad girl in a sad world

[oli @bonmatism]

not trying to be rude but i think the fact men get awarded for “showing solidarity” to women is bullshit

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

I got invited to the White House.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

olivia omg

[sae ❤️‍🔥 @trytrytrytaylor]

do they not realize trump was working under obamas economy and biden is working under trumps economy

[Ayo F. @Kunle____]

this is actually crazy

[Solo @kindadidittho]

that 54 electoral votes boost for Cali gone hit like crack omg

[🪞🦋✨𝒘 𝒂 𝒇 𝒇 𝒍 𝒆 𝒔✨️🦋🪞 @aratakiwaffles]

Look at my awkward, nerdy parents being awkward with each other. Romcom is so back. 😌

#Bridgerton
#BridgertonSeason3
#Polin

[🪞🦋✨𝒘 𝒂 𝒇 𝒇 𝒍 𝒆 𝒔✨️🦋🪞 @aratakiwaffles]

Me after finishing #Bridgerton Season 3 Part 1:

[Ms.yummy @tarayummy]

happy 4/20!!💨
(if I smoke weed i’ll call the ambulance in a panic and tell them i’m dying)

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i'm pretty sure everybody has the same universal answer for this one

[❥ Alyssa @_taephoria_]

tips on how to still be friends with someone ur in love with?? 😀

[❥ Alyssa @_taephoria_]

i didnt understand pain till i fell in love but due to certain circumstances we cant be together right now 😭 when they say hating someone is easier than loving someone they meant it fr

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande & Evan Peters in the music video for ‘we can’t be friends (wait for your love)’

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?

[boob lover @lesbianthv]

when ur card declines at therapy so they bring out ur cancelled mots tour ticket

[SZA @sza]

LEAKING MY MUSIC IS STEALING . THIS IS MY JOB . THIS IS MY LIFE AND MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. YOU ARE A FUCKING THIEF AND I PROMISE TO PUT MAXIMUM ENERGY INTO HOLDING EVERYONE ACCOUNTABLE TO THE FULL EXTENT OF THE LAW . I AM TIRED .

[Nury Vittachi @NuryVittachi]

OOOPS! Fox News is running a clip about brave Israeli soldiers capturing a Palestinian in gray underpants, but the report accidentally includes a shot of the actor playing the Palestinian getting dressed afterwards!

[Elton Castee @EltonCastee]

There is nothing but love & respect between us all. We started together as a bunch of misfits that became a family. Life happens. We make mistakes. We learn. We grow. But at the end of the day I’m forever grateful to have shared many golden years of my life with these gents

[❥ Alyssa @_taephoria_]

twitter logo fighting for its life rn