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dog dad ❤️

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

No lies detected.

[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[fontaine ☽☾ @SW33TCH1NMUSIC]

everybody making this about feminism when really this is an example of white entitlement cause why tf would you expect a random man that you don’t know to give you his umbrella 😭😭

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Savage. 🤣😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"You think Al uses a lot of water? Wait until you hear about agriculture"

...the thing that feeds us??? Y'all are so unserious

[Tank Dog @TankerDog907]

The media is trying so hard to get people to feel bad for that CEO’s family LMAO nobody GAF we want Luigi to be free!

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, JEFF BEZOS WHO'S ONE OF THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD SENDT OUT AN EMAIL TELLING CUSTOMERS TO TIP HIS EMPLOYEES, THE PEOPLE HE REFUSES TO PAY A LIVING SALARY 🙄

PAY YOUR TAXES JEFF AND PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES A LIVING WAGE 🤬 ASSHOLE 🤬

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I told my mom one day “sometimes the best way to end a generational curse is to end the generation” she never asked me about grandkids again🤷🏽‍♀️😭

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Ngl, you just need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day is therapy.

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

If food worked you wouldn’t need to keep eating it.

[VUH🎬 @Vuhlandes]

Yall have successfully bootlicked and cucked yall self into mass surveillance, data centers, no healthcare, unable to afford groceries or gas, can’t eat lettuce, paying for bombs that kill people abroad, masked losers terrorizing your neighbors..

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I saw someone say, “I struggle with my mental health,” and someone replied, “You don’t look like it.” She said, “Yeah, I’m fucked in the head, not the face.” 😭😂 I’m sorry, but that comeback was PERFECT. 👏🏽👏🏽😂

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

not being able to see women as anything other than potential sexual partners is a problem even if you’re also a woman btw

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

that nigga really thought we was gonna call this shit X and it be fryin me bruh

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

How is it fucking possible that we do not tax billionaires the exact same way we tax lottery winners?

[G L E A M ✦ @GleamX0]

don't let a stranger u met in the hospital separate u from ur partner 🥲

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Eventually an ICE agent wearing those electric shock gloves is gonna scratch his nuts and I just hope it happens on camera

[⚠︎ @kmetasnii]

i used to prefer texting over phone calls but now i prefer to be unreachable