i love how women set secret deadlines for men like if he doesn't act right by july, i am out..meanwhile he's just vibing completely unaware he's just got two week left for his sentence
When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave
Guys I got bested in combat by a baby yesterday and havenโt stopped thinking about it since, Iโm tryna save the baby from eating a something sharp and sheโs grabbed my hand and thrown me to the other side of the room.
Very mad.
Itโs her house now.