taryn

[maha @mahaaaay]

one diet coke in. i should text him

[j @meadandjuniper]

Your 20s are for realizing that all your grandiose life plans pale in comparison to having people you really like being around

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

OUT: work wife
IN: corporate cousin (surface level small talk, knowing looks when authority figures act a little crazy, accidentally get drunk around them at an event and discover each others interiority never to be discussed again)

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Be careful out there

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[Ki @Kitranada]

“You make life look so fun” because it is & I decided for it to be like so

[taryn @_tarynm]

“Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)” - me on new year’s eve

[taryn @_tarynm]

really hoping zac effron falls in love with me over karaoke tonight

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im sorry but i will never back into a parking spot. that is just not who i am or what im about

[♰ @reeceollld]

best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

the way i get excited about my birthday a month in advance only to do nothing and cry on the actual day

[CanadianCheerUpdates @CACupdates1]

International Open All Girl 6 Awards:

🥇2025 WORLD CHAMPIONS

Cheer Force Wolfpack Golden Girls

[Eric Dachman @dachness]

congrats to Abbott Elementary star Jalen Hurts

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

I hate straight halloween what do you mean you dressed up as a bee and your boyfriend didn’t wear a costume and you’ve been secretly really upset that he didn’t dress up and now you’ve both had 3 drinks and you’re fighting in front of everyone at the bar and it’s so uncomfortable