wook momma ϟ

𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚙. ᴕ

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Listening to Mac Miller all day, there’s no way I can have a bad day

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Just watched my boyfriend, hit a u-turn, spit out a velo, shift gears, and grab a french fry at the same time…. I think I’m horny?

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Ignore anything I’ve ever posted b4, I’ve grown tf up ok

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Momma’s back on X kids… WATCHOUT #NewProfilePic

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Slowly conditioning myself to like buffalo sauce… 900lbs of ranch at a time

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Just had a man come up to the bar pull a half eaten pizza crust out of his jeans pocket and asked me to throw it away for him…. When the trash can is right behind him 😂😂 I’m baffled

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Think my dog is getting too good at these blanket puzzles, this mfer found out if he just drops the whole thing down the stairs then the whole thing breaks open and everything comes out 🤣

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

The way my mans hands me my pizza plate w/ 3 slices of Hawian, and a dipping cup of ranch w/ pepper flakes mixed in… EXACTLY the way I like it. Is just *chefs kiss* 😚🤌🏼

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Boutta wear tf outta this when it comes in the mail. 😈😈😈

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

@footbagkarl @andifromnj6 @Jaime_21R I was defintly talking to Andrea on that one but cool story bro. Glad to see your life is so “PLUR” w your negative attitude.

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

@footbagkarl @Griz @Maddy_ONeal Was just trying to inform you that he lives in denver and that’s why we get a lot of free shows…. Wasn’t an option it was a fact. But if you wanna be grumpy, go off my guy.

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

@footbagkarl @Griz @Maddy_ONeal He’s lives in Denver, that’s why he does free pop up shows here in CO. 😅

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Friendly reminder to NEVER give your dog rawhides 🙃

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

There’s the kinda of girls that go to a rave to wear a cute skimpy outfits and scream like bitches w their friends… and the there’s me. Who shows up in an XL t shirt w the boys ready to throw necks and get ferral untill I sweat my makeup off and feel a full energy release lol

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

So I shall continue.

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Why do I continue to torture myself with sweet reels that make me cry. I have a problem. 😐

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

And maybe the 5 happy cries from stupid videos are just making up for my one bad cry a day… it all starting to make sense now.

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

At this point my boss knows, I work faster on chai 😂 and on busy days he’s just keeps them comin, I end up caffeinated & happy & he gets everything he needs, it’s a great relationship

[wook momma ϟ @_tasiamarie_]

Will never forget when my boss got wasted at the company party before giving out awards and proceeded to award our head server with the “Best RBF Award” and then followed it up with… “Congrats, You’re a bitch.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Shit felt like it was the Dundies