Peer Haseeb, you fake-ass "Peer" – sliding into DMs at midnight like a starved Kashmiri stray begging for "pls f talk" scraps. Bro, your chats leaked harder than your dignity after one "no". Preaching taqwa by day, copy-paste thirst traps by night? Even Dawar clowned you into oblivion with Bad Naseeb memes. You're not holy, you're hole-y – full of desperate voids. Go perform istikhara on why every girl blocks faster than your prayers hit the ceiling. Absolute walking L for Kashmir Twitter. 😂