jess 🌻

she/her.

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[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

SHE WEAR SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON DA BLEACHERS

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what is he doing 💀

[clare @sadderlizards]

you’re sooo funny do you have a psychiatrist

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

me if i was corn

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

does thsi look like an alien giving alien top or is something wrong with me

[kunty orbjärb @kuntyorbjarb]

Draco: “Father, may I-“
Lucius Malfoy:

[zach @zachsmitty]

air?!

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

so embarrassing when i am at my big age feeling irrationally upset over something innocuous because of a neural pathway that formed from, like, not being invited to a birthday party in 6th grade

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

I love saying ‘I fell asleep’ during the day when actually I did purposely lay down on my bed with a teddy and a blanket and closed my eyes blissfully. Oopsie! An honest mistake that anyone could make

[☪︎ @Iushwrld]

im pretty with or without makeup but if my hair is ugly im am ugly.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“I’m a jack of all trades, master of none” is such a cute little way to say you have adhd

[trash jones @jzux]

job interviewer: so what are some of your strengths

me: i can have a breakdown so quietly

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

alice cooper - ‘🎵schoooools out for the summer’ 🤪
people in the 1970s - ‘this is the most satanic shit I’ve ever heard’

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

i firmly believe minimum wage should be $700 an hr plus the drug of your choice

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good