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guacamole enthusiast

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

the greatest rap song of this generation

[Meredith Modzelewski @meredithmo]

Why is it that when other women wear a chain over a turtleneck it looks impossibly chic but when I do it I look like that 1994 photo of The Rock

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

god inventing coffee

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

“Masks required for entry”

*me all October*

[🧢 @westendtone]

“You want coffee?” Is a love language

[tatum @_tatum__]

Why does the musical episode in greys even exist

[pey @peydayreed]

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

[mac @MacDoesIt]

Miley Cyrus really put on a wig and said “ooo wha ooo woah woah ooo whoa whoawhoa yea” and defined a generation

[tatum @_tatum__]

@jer2501 Ur profile pic lmfao I love it

[julianne @JulianneRoller]

What’s your technique for crying without ruining your makeup? Mine is cry bent over at a 90 degree angle so the the tears go directly to the floor instead of down my face

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Michael coming to Pam’s art show gets me every time 😢 https://t.co/wEM1zkglbO

[tatum @_tatum__]

@nxcklaus We would never

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

I am not Pringles. This is a scam thread.

[tatum @_tatum__]

Ok I know I’m one of very few women who HATE the bachelor/bachelorette.. I just came downstairs to my mom watching listen to your heart... I didn’t know it could get worse