🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

The moment the executive function leaves my body halfway through a work day

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

@carlymoonn I gotchu just text me or dm

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

I asked my fav coworker what she thought about the new Dahmer series and she said you feel dirty after watching it like a rob zombie movie

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

This whole thread is *chef kiss*

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Lesli Margherita @QueenLesli]

honestly today i really needed this footage of an incredibly avant garde penguin artisté creating and admiring his masterpieces i hope he has a show

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I can’t remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6, and 500 as Roman numerals!

IM LIVID.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

"i would kill for $15 an hour when I was your age!"

$15 in 1980 = $57 an hour today

$15 in 1990 = $35 an hour today

$15 in 2012 (when the fight for $15 wage began) = $20 an hour today

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

I don’t care how we’re related, when one of the most toxic members of my family to me reaches out specifically to guilt trip me for trying to maintain a healthy distance for myself you are just affirming how important my boundaries are to me get lost

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

My therapist got a new job and was super nice about letting me know she’s transferring her caseload but still feel like I just got dumped :(

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

I vote we replace hot girl summer with Hobbit girl summer

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

im possessed by a demon who says “thank you” to the waiter every 5 seconds when im at a restaurant

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

Finally got my first I voted sticker after voting in almost every election in the last 8 years

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

Happy Mother’s Day! That means tomorrow is my one year anniversary of being in therapy.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

possibly the cutest ever rendition of a bat, england, 13th century

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

the wildest thing about Elon Musk buying twitter is how every single day we get more evidence that Donald Trump and his cronies planned the Jan 6 insurrection and not one of them has been indicted yet. what the fucking fuck

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

@joeyhiles1 I just had the thought earlier today that it was also the last time I could just hang out with friends without the expectation of doing something that requires spending money

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

Shout out to my besties who I accidentally mentioned it was Wednesday to and they didn’t even notice bc we’re all ✨struggling✨ happy Thursday y’all

[🥀 Taylor Skye 🥀 @_taylor_skye]

When I woke up I thought it was Wednesday. By 9:30 I had a fleeting thought it was Friday. In reality, today is just a nightmare.