taylo

I'm not superstitious but I am a little stitious

[jess (retired) @jessokfine]

I will fight Thor. I will fight the hammer guy.

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

[colin adams @Colin_Adams250]

This tragedy really hit me hard. Growing up playing many sports, your team becomes your family. I will donate $1 for every retweet to help the families affected by this. 💛💚#PrayforHumboldtBroncos #RIP

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[first day as a lion tamer]
Me: ok you need to settle down

[taylo @_taylorlawrence]

#BellLetsTalk

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

youth culture is feeling like if you don't succeed by 25 someone will literally come kill you

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

having a gender reveal party tomorrow for the hamster i just got at petco. nothin crazy just gonna flip it over and see if it has a dick or whatever

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

[Grease]

Danny: I met this amazing girl this summer

Other grease guy: man that's awesome

Me: it's 90° and August, why the fuck are we wearing leather jackets?

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[DVS @DVSblast]

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A CONSCIOUS DECISION NOT TO HAVE MY MIND "BLOWN" ANYMORE. IF DINOSAURS COME BACK & I SEE ONE I'LL JUST BE LIKE "GOOD"

[Alexa Steele @alexasteele]

Every guy thinks he’s Jim BUT YOURE ALL RYAN.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[aliens land]
Me: ...
Alien: is that-are you eating laundry detergent

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

i like to think stuff doesn't get to me but i've had entire days ruined by getting water on my sleeve while washing my hands