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*irelind swimming across the pool*
@irelindraes: who’s that’s famous swimmer again?? Michael Angelo??
@bubbaflacko & @wesrulz00: do you mean Michael Phelps?
Me: irelind, Michael Angelo is a fucking ninja turtle.
Irelind: ...oh

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@irelindrae Gaslight gatekeep girl boss👄✨

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@_kalimiller @notelibohard this dood

[ny ¿ @gemistoned]

surpriseeeee shawtayyy !!

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@RWelhaf Cuz they’re ass

[Rebecca T. Kaplan @RebeccaTKaplan]

Me on tinder: Sorry can we reschedule tonight? I know it's last minute but I totally forgot that I'm wildly depressed and have no interest at all in meeting

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@andrewd2000 Liking men is a curse change my mind

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@_kalimiller Useless information

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C’mon man she can’t be excited abt anything anymore LOL

[linny @irelindrae]

@dixiedamelio @_taylormurr one day one day I was really really sad

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@camthegod13 @starsttuff @irelindrae

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@irelindrae @_kalimiller @brandopvpi Right here baby when and where

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@Samantha_s02 @RWelhaf Oh he would

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I should’ve just hugged you tighter the last time I saw you

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@Samantha_s02 yo do you remember me posting this bc I don’t🤣💀

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I thought my phone was a chimichanga

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does anyone else get so invested in TikTok that while you’re watching TikTok you think ‘I’m gonna go watch TikTok’

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So how does one go from distinguished honor roll to failing 2 classes what am I missing