Tay 👼🏼

Is butter a carb?

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

If I plan on having kids any time soon I’m really gonna have to try and tone down my OCD. I babysit a 2 year old and if I clean something it’s messy again 5 minutes later. 😩

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

As I’ve gotten older I’ve grown to care less & less about holidays that most people spend out drinking. Like I’d rather be at home in bed watching Netflix fr

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

I know it might be hard for some of you, but don’t be an idiot tonight. Get a DD. Don’t take away someone else’s life because you were too stupid to care about your own. Drinking and driving isn’t cool

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

I think I’ve watched toy story 91872 times today 🙃

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

I’m going to color me mine tomorrow with Analysa and Andrews mom and I’m so excited. I haven’t been since I was like 10 years old 😭

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

Do you think the family I babysit for would notice if I stole their cat

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

@kat_spears Thank you! 💗

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

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[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

@Analysa_Rose_ us https://t.co/1qcsivo0A4

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

Been babysitting for an hour and the baby is already napping.. I can’t complain 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

@ShawFamily2007 @Analysa_Rose_ Cause otherwise when drew is at work and I’m home alone I’m gonna be eating nothing but ramen, mac and cheese, and pre cooked pizzas 😂

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

@ShawFamily2007 @Analysa_Rose_ Maybe I can just come over and you can teach me how to cook a few things 😂

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

I just asked the family I babysit for for their WiFi password.. ain’t nobody tryin to go over their data usage

[Tay 👼🏼 @_taylorwinton]

@Analysa_Rose_ @ShawFamily2007 Can you teach me how to cook too? I get married in 4 months and can only cook Mac and cheese 🙃

[Carrie Karbowiak @carrie_kayy]

Ok Apple needs a ‘Nap’ setting so I can turn it on and if my family/friends text me it will automatically send them a “I am napping” text because I need them to know I’m not dead just sleeping