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[tay @_tayobrien]

To the boy who didn’t tip me: I hope you get your prom date pregnant tonight.

[Samantha Giancola @SammiSweetheart]

Omg I’m officially backk! Can’t wait for you all to see next season! 😳😍

[tay @_tayobrien]

happy birthday @Vance_Wingfield 🥳hope you get to watch your team win today! praise Eagles, or whatever.

[Hype William Carlos Williams @sheedemilio]

Me: “A little dairy won’t hurt”

My stomach:

[PurposeDr!ven»✨ @BornTaLEAD]

Him: Don’t even start.

Me:

[Vance @Vance_Wingfield]

banning abortions is crazy

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[jas ✨ @mculokii]

johnny depp dealing with clown rottenborn at day 7 court trial:

[tay @_tayobrien]

“would you like a tall or shart?” - me to my table just now

[tay @_tayobrien]

@spuckette @Vance_Wingfield Vance is the real life version of Fezco. they are the same person lmao

[tay @_tayobrien]

Happy birthday @Vance_Wingfield 🍻

[tay @_tayobrien]

@log_xcx I’m cackling

[tay @_tayobrien]

@DerekToDaCamero @log_xcx are you going to steal this one and frame it too?

[tay @_tayobrien]

No one talk to me. I’m famous now @JohnCena

[tay @_tayobrien]

“you have more incident reports than anyone who works here” -my manager while filing yet another incident report

[tay @_tayobrien]

I am on hour 12 of my shift and quite literally want to off myself.

[tay @_tayobrien]

#NewProfilePic

[tay @_tayobrien]

@zacbryant18 I’ve only ever been cheated on by men with callouses on their hands.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever