teamadventure

the collective twitter of a bunch of bad bitches

[teamadventure @_teamadventure_]

I wish I could survive on blowjobs, Bacardi, and self-sabotage like 2013 Lana Del Rey

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Horny in self-isolation and reminiscing about that guy 10 years ago who used to fuck me for 5 hours straight 😢

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so close to solving the problem of men!

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correct etiquette after finger-fucking a girl is to lick your fingers and blow a chef’s kiss, fuck that up and I’m going on blowjob strike

[DJ Minnie Blanco @Minnie_Blanco]

@NICKIMINAJ

[DJ Minnie Blanco @Minnie_Blanco]

ICE is running around this country like the Gestapo & we can’t keep ignoring it

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@_teamadventure_ a fkn cancer season mood lmao

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“Are you just really high or have you been crying?

“Both”

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hey panini. don’t u be a meanie.

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@TIDAL Idk what u mean, Prince is dead and that’s just some trash the estate dug up

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My old FWB just DMed me to compliment my boyfriend on how hot he is. Is a threesome in the cards? 🤔🔮

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“hangry” but it’s a combo of horny and angry

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How are u gonna demand a closed relationship and then *barely fuck me* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so horny I’m gonna die

[teamadventure @_teamadventure_]

talking to my girls about our varied forays into BDSM culture ❤️

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just suggested to my partner that we call each other “raw dogs” instead of “fluid bonded”. how’s y’all’s night?

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kinda amazing how I can be dating a douchebag musician or a good boy musician and still neither of them is gonna ask me about how *my* music is going. Threatened much??