Xiomara♥

God first 👏 Dallas, Texas 📍 Orgullosa de mi cultura 🇲🇽 We can’t be friends if you’re always salty 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If you had this phone you pretty much had the IPhone X #TweetLikeThe2000s

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Cuando @ClubAmerica hace de las suyas y ganan no solamente el clásico pero también te ganan un cafecito con pan 🥯☕️🥰🤝 Gracias perdedor @LicSGodinez 😬#NationalCoffeeDay #SundayMorning #SundayFunday #sundayvibes #Coffee #americavschivas

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#StrangeThingsParentsSay I told you!!!!!

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You know what never fails me “no hablo inglés” when I just can’t with someone lol #Hispanicperks

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@claud_yahh You’ll change your mind and owe me lunch when you become one 😊

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#YouKnowYoureAGrownupWhen you can end someone with a comeback but you chose not to

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@ArianaGrande Can you send me tickets for your concert in Dallas... I want to make my husband jealous #helovesyou 😂💀

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Imma go ahead and say it, I’ve never watched F•R•I•E•N•D•S 😬

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Goals!!

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Having hispanic relatives means you're everybody's “Mija”

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Beto: hey play that song that goes “Param Pam Pam” Me: uhm..... plays song - **Song come on** Beto: “Yeah!” That one 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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Why is @Snapchat looking like a cartoon character this?

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i don't know who needs to hear this, but can I borrow some money?

😂💀

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You can’t be ugly and sangrona 🙄

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I just saw a dog going for a walk with only 3 legs, what’s your excuse? #determination

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You thought

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#RulesBeforeComingToMyHouse don’t 💅🏻

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#InsultSomeonePolitely just finish or start with “no offense”

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#1ThingThatChangedMyLife Jesus 🤷🏻‍♀️

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The only lying king I see is @itsb3to 😂💀