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@TheHerrDark @AlexKontorovich But smaller tires do accelerate a car faster than bigger tires. Shorter distance from the center of the rotation. It’s like changing your final drive.

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@stickermule Me want $100 credit

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You know your lazy when you rather open the Amazon app to see what was delivered rather than opening the box that's right in front of you.

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I've been blessed with the super human power of wandering into random bathroom stalls where the previous users have taken a giant shits.

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You know that dude in the club is bored as hell when he's killing all his apps on the phone.

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@davidbyttow Wow, I honestly did the same thing with my dad and once he got online it sent an email to me with the password. You must of made "proggies" too

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#Lifehack: There's no need to wash your feet when you shower, water and soap are running down them the whole time.

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Diarrhea is literally the hardest English word for me to remember to spell correctly.

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@MoviePass I purchased 5 movie passes on the 4th and have yet to receive them. My name is Erik Herschend and email is [email protected]

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@MoviePass Hello, I'm still waiting on my digital activation codes for an order i placed on the 4th. Why does it take so long to send digital activation codes?

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@DannPetty Text message

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I believe there is a direct correlation with how you're doing financially, and how many extra lightning cables you own.

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Two things I hate most in life; rainforest Cafe and wicker furniture.

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Add "and things of that nature" to the end of your sentences to sound smarter.

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@DannPetty Automotive interior UX. Each model and year can vary so much from one another.

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How come majority of toothpaste is sold and labeled as "whitening" yet my teeth don't get any whiter? After 10+ years of use, shouldn't my teeth be translucent by now?

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@invisionsupport Help! I haven't been able to login to craft for the past 24 hours and can't update my designs!

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@mrcarmack Nsx

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Just overhead a 13 year old describe herself as a full-time student.

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@mattvergotis Damnit, i should of just clicked the link in the side bar. I just found the contact form. Thanks dude.